Patek Philippe Chronograph ref. 5170G-001 in white-gold case and black alligator-leather strap
"Someone always has to start a fight during the vows… Oh crap, is that the ex? Who invited him? Listen, Woody, I think that bridesmaid you were talking to just now really likes me, man. She keeps looking over here while dancing. She can probably tell I'm fast-food royalty. I knew I did the whole outfit for a reason. Chicks will dig a guy in uniform until the guy in the crown shows up. Sorry, bro."